Everyday Graphic Tee with a Marine Biology Twist
This soft cotton tee pairs a relaxed, flattering fit with a playful ocean-inspired print. The front features the phrase "Everything Is Trying to Kill You" surrounded by sharks, jellyfish, and other sea creatures, making it a fun conversation starter for science lovers and beach fans.
Fabric and Fit
Crafted from 100% cotton and garment-dyed for a lived-in feel, this heavyweight tee holds its shape while staying breathable. The relaxed unisex fit drapes comfortably and looks great tucked, tied, or worn loose.
Graphic Details
The marine-life artwork uses a clean, readable print that keeps the humor front and center. Colors stay true after washing, and the design sits nicely across the chest without feeling busy.
Styling
Pair it with high-waisted jeans, denim shorts, or a casual skirt for an easy weekend look. Available in Blue Jean, Watermelon, Moss, Mustard, Island Reef, Grey, Lagoon Blue, and Bright Salmon, so you can pick the shade that fits your mood.
Size Guide
Please choose your usual size from the available size range below. If you are between sizes, we recommend checking the product fit and sizing up for a more relaxed feel.
| Size |
Shoulder |
Bust |
Sleeve Length |
Clothing Length |
| CM |
INCH |
CM |
INCH |
CM |
INCH |
CM |
INCH |
| S |
39.0 |
15.35 |
95.0 |
37.40 |
19.0 |
7.48 |
66.0 |
25.98 |
| M |
40.0 |
15.75 |
100.0 |
39.37 |
19.5 |
7.68 |
67.0 |
26.38 |
| L |
41.0 |
16.14 |
105.0 |
41.34 |
20.0 |
7.87 |
68.0 |
26.77 |
| XL |
42.0 |
16.54 |
110.0 |
43.31 |
20.5 |
8.07 |
69.0 |
27.17 |
| 2XL |
43.0 |
16.93 |
115.0 |
45.28 |
21.0 |
8.27 |
70.0 |
27.56 |
| 3XL |
44.0 |
17.32 |
120.0 |
47.24 |
21.5 |
8.46 |
71.0 |
27.95 |
| 4XL |
45.0 |
17.72 |
125.0 |
49.21 |
22.0 |
8.66 |
72.0 |
28.35 |
| 5XL |
46.0 |
18.11 |
130.0 |
51.18 |
22.5 |
8.86 |
73.0 |
28.74 |
